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About Kyoto

So, mate, I tried it once – sex-dating, not the drugs, ya twat! Met this bird, thought she’s fit, right? Turns up, looks like she’s been chewed up and spat out by life. “The end is near,” I’m thinkin’, like in the film – no spark, just awkward chat. She bangs on about her ex, I’m like, “Shut it, you muppet!” Wasted my night – could’ve been watchin’ Aronofsky instead. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yeah? Sometimes you score, mostly you’re stuck with an idiot sandwich!